Hannah, 20. probably high and definitely sleep deprived.
I’m so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients
talents include:
1. not ending my life
2. being incredibly mean to myself
3. never keeping a promise i make to myself
4. over- d r a m a t i c
5. very very quick cries
the american government enlists me for a special mission and they tie me to a giant bullseye target on the ground and starts airdropping tons upon tons of cheese right into my screaming mouth
There’s a comparison graphic
1 like = 1 prayer for the huge cheese to turn around and eat the government
